Suboptimal Advice from Phil Hartman
Welcome to Phil Hartman's Suboptimal Advice, where the expertly mediocre come to seek the counsel of Phil Hartman, renowned expert in all things suboptimal.
žPhil Hartman's Guide to Doing the Absolute Minimum Amount of Effort:
- Learn to make a decent grilled cheese, but only if it's really necessary.
- Understand that 2+2 is not always 5, even if you want it to be.
- Master the art of procrastination, but not really.
Randomly Selected Advice:
Don't bother with a tie, unless you're trying to impress your grandma. Otherwise, just wear a name tag with your name on it, like a doorknob.
