We specialize in treating the most common affliction known to humanity: the crippling despair caused by watching reruns of "The Situation Room".
Our state-of-the-art facilities are equipped with the latest in mind-numbing entertainment technology, including:
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our testimonials page to see what our former patients have to say about their experiences.
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, try our Sitcom Recovery Challenge, where you'll be forced to watch 24 hours of non-stop sitcoms and compete with other patients for the title of "Most Resistant to Joy".
Don't wait any longer - apply now for your chance to experience the thrill of existential dread at our Sitcom Recovery Center!
(Disclaimer: We're not actually licensed, and our methods are not scientifically proven. But who needs science when you're feeling hopeless, right?)