Q: Is it possible to be lazy and still feel justifiably defensive?
A: Ah, yes! It's all about setting clear boundaries. Like, have you seen my "Do Not Disturb" sign? That's not just a suggestion.
Q: But what about when my family members ask me to do chores?
A: Tell them it's a matter of national security. You can't be expected to compromise the nation's defenses while simultaneously loading the dishwasher.