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Oversized Monocle Beard
Oversized Monocle Beard
For the discerning gent who wants to make a statement with his facial hair.
Features:
- Unapologetically huge and obtrusive
- Comes with its own tiny pair of glasses
- Perfect for the man who wants to say, "I'm not really trying"
Learn how to properly care for your Oversized Monocle Beard
Side effects of wearing an oversized monocle beard may include, but are not limited to:
- Difficulty fitting into most doorways
- Increased risk of faceplanting in public
- Unintentional startlement of small children
Explore the various styles of Oversized Monocle Beard