The Sizzle Fizzle Technique: Because who needs subtlety, anyway?

A step-by-step guide to creating the most underwhelming experience possible. Perfect for those who want to make their friends and family question their life choices.

The Sizzle Fizzle Technique: Because who needs a real technique, anyway?
/* The Sizzle Fizzle Technique: A guide to making the most mediocre of all time */
#sizzle-fizzle {
    background-color: #333;
    color: #FFF;
}
sizzle-fizzle-technique.css: .sizzle-fizzle { font-family: 'Arial', sans-serif; background-color: #333; color: #FFF; font-size: 24px; text-align: center; margin: 20px auto; } .sizzle-text { font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; } .sizzle-link { text-decoration: none; color: #FF0000; font-size: 16px; margin: 10px 10px 10px 10px; } .sizzle-link:hover { background-color: #000; color: #FFF; } .sizzle-fizzle-img { margin: 20px 20px 20px 20px; } .sizzle-fizzle-img img { width: 200px; height: 100px; border: 4px solid #000; box-shadow: 0 0 10px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.2); } .sizzle-code { font-family: 'Courier', monospace; font-size: 14px; margin: 10px 20px 10px 20px; background-color: #F0F0F0; border: 2px solid #333; } .sizzle-code pre { padding: 10px 20px 10px 20px; border: none; } .sizzle-fizzle-links { margin: 20px 20px 20px 20px; } .sizzle-fizzle-links a { display: inline-block; width: 150px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; color: #000; } .sizzle-fizzle-links a:hover { background-color: #000; color: #FFF; }