The Sizzle Fizzle Technique: Because who needs subtlety, anyway?

A step-by-step guide to creating the most underwhelming experience possible. Perfect for those who want to make their friends and family question their life choices.

Step One: The Fizzle Step Two: The Sizzle Mistake Step Three: It's a Sizzle
The Sizzle Fizzle Technique: Because who needs a real technique, anyway? 
/* The Sizzle Fizzle Technique: A guide to making the most mediocre of all time */
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    background-color: #333;
    color: #FFF;
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