Extreme Knitting: The Unrelenting Pursuit of Perfection

The Art of Tackling the Incomprehensible

Warning: what lies within is not for the faint of heart. Or the faint of hand.

• Pattern Bombing: The Dark Art of Yarn-Based Terrorism
• Infinite Yarn Loop: The Mind-Bending Technique
• Time Travel Through Knitting: Because Who Needs Linear Time?
• Knitting Robot Uprising: The Fuzzy Rebellion

Or, if you will, read the fine print.