Learn to throw punches and take punches, but mostly just take punches.
Practice your sword skills with the world's most awkward fencing foils.
Learn the art of throwing your opponents, and occasionally yourself.
Master the ancient art of kicking your way to victory, and occasionally the floor.
Learn to fall down and roll around, it's a real crowd-pleaser.
Master the stealth and agility of the ancient ninja, or just learn to hide in your attic for a while.