Skyscraper Safety Guidelines

Pre-Construction Checklist

Before starting your skyscraper project, make sure to:

• Consult the local authorities (just kidding, they're all corrupt)
• Get a permit (just kidding, who needs permits, really?)
• Invest in a good insurance policy (you never know when disaster strikes)
• Hire a structural engineer who's not allergic to math

And, of course, make sure your architect has a solid understanding of Quantum Physics and Skyscrapers.

During Construction

Remember, safety is key!

1. Wear a harness when working at heights
2. Buddy system, buddy system, buddy system (seriously, don't be a lone wolf)
3. Regular breaks are a must (you don't want to be the one who falls asleep on the job)
4. And don't even think about trying to build an exit through the sewer system

But wait, there's more!

• Mandatory weekly safety meetings
• Random drug tests
• Background checks on all new hires (no, really, it's for the safety of the building, we swear)