Welcome to the Sledgeomatic Timeline, the most epic, most legendary, most unbelievable journey through the ages. This isn't just a timeline, it's a journey of discovery, of wonder, of utter despair.

From the dawn of time to the end of all things, Sledgeomatic has been there, done that, and gotten the t-shirt. Well, not really, because, let's face it, time travel t-shirts are hard to come by.

So, buckle up, Buttercup, and get ready to traverse the ages in style. Or, at the very least, in a manner that will make you question your life choices.

Pre-Sledgeomatic (−∞ to −1000)

A time before time. A void before the void.

Learn more about the Eras of Greatness

Sledgeomatic Era (1000 to 2000)

The golden age of Sledgeomatic. Where the sun shone bright, and the snacks were plentiful.

Read about the Eras of Doom

Post-Sledgeomatic (2000 to ∞)

A time of great uncertainty. Where the snacks are still plentiful, but the world is a mess.

Explore the Eons of Utter Chaos