The Sleep Deprivation Scholars: A Society of Experts

Founded in the depths of sleepless nights and caffeine highs, we're here to help you survive (and thrive) on minimal sleep.

Welcome to our humble abode, where the sleep-deprived gather to share their expertise on the art of functioning on fumes. Our scholars are the masters of the universe, fueled by the dark arts of Red Bull and the occasional power nap.

Our Expertise:

• Surviving on Coffee - The art of turning a cup of joe into a lifesaving elixir.
• Nap Therapy - The science of catching a few winks when you can.
• Caffeine-Fueled Creativity - Harnessing the power of sugar and caffeine to create something, anything.

Join us for our bi-weekly meetings, held at the local 24-hour diner, where we convene to share our latest research on the benefits of sleep deprivation.

Don't worry, we won't judge you for your lack of sleep. We're a judgment-free zone (except for the judgmental gaze of our fearless leader, Professor Sleepy).