Are you tired of sleeping through your life? Do you want to experience the world in all its vibrant, hallucinogenic glory? Look no further! Our sleep deprivation therapy is the perfect way to reboot your senses and rewire your brain for maximum productivity and minimum rest.
Our expert team of sleep-deprived professionals will guide you through our patented 36-hour wake-a-thon, where you'll learn to survive on a diet of coffee, adrenaline, and pure, unadulterated willpower.
But don't just take our word for it! Here's a testimonial from one of our satisfied clients:
“I never thought I'd say this, but our sleep deprivation therapy actually helped me find my true purpose in life: binge-watching cat videos on YouTube for 72 hours straight. Thank you, Sleep Deprivation Therapy! You've changed my life forever!” – John D.