SLEEP DEPRIVED ADVICE (aka The Dark Arts of Caffeine)

TACTICS FOR SURVIVING ON FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP

Because you clearly need to be mainlining Red Bull by the gallon to function.

Learn to recognize the signs: dark circles under the eyes, the stumbles, the existential dread.

Step 1: Drink more energy drinks. Step 2: Repeat Step 1. Step 3: Pretend you're a functioning member of society.

For those who've mastered the basics, but still can't escape the abyss of exhaustion.

This website and its contents are not intended to be taken seriously. Please don't actually live off of Red Bull. Or do.