Revolution in the Bedroom: Sleep Hacks for the Modern Slave
Smart Alarm System: Wake up, Stupid!
Bedroom Tech Gadgets: Because You Need More Things to Do Before Bed

Wake up, sheeple! You've been asleep for 17.5 years. That's like, a lot of sleep. We've made some progress since then, though. The world is now a dystopian nightmare, but you've got a sweet, new smart alarm clock to wake you up for your shift at the robot factory.

Here's some sleep innovation to help you catch up:

  • Revolutionize your bed with our patented Sleep-o-matic technology!
  • Wake up to the sound of your robot overlord's voice!
  • Because who needs a social life when you can have a Smart Toaster?