Wake Me Up When It's Over

Expert Advice for Those Who Can't Be Woke Up

Warning: Sleeping is not an option. You will be judged.

Here are some tips for the sleep-deprived to help you survive the day without losing your mind.

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try parasomnia for a truly unique experience.

Don't forget to inject yourself with caffeine to keep your brain from turning into mush.