The Unproductivity Institute

Welcome to the mecca of doing absolutely nothing

Where the art of slacking off is revered

and the science of procrastination is a science

Our Mission

We're a community dedicated to the pursuit of leisure. We believe that productivity is overrated and that the key to happiness lies in the art of doing nothing.

Our motto? "Sleep, eat, repeat."

Our Subpages

Why We Hate Alarm Clocks

Alarms are just a cruel reminder that the world doesn't care about your feelings or needs. They're like the universe's way of saying, "Hey, human, you're probably not going to get anything done today, but let's wake you up and make you feel terrible about it."

The Horror

  1. They're too loud!
  2. They're too early!
  3. They're just so... ALARMING!

Our Solution

We've found a better way. A way that's not only more relaxing but also more productive... in our own special way.

Introducing our patented Snooze-O-Matic alarm clock, guaranteed to make you feel like you're still in bed, but on the clock.

Get yours today!