Sleeping Pills FAQ

Q: What are Sleeping Pills?

Q: Are they like regular pills? Nope, these are for your dreams, not your blood pressure.

Q: Do they really make you sleep like a baby?

A: Only if the baby's parents are trying to get some work done while they're sleeping.

Q: What if I have trouble falling asleep?

A: Try counting sheep... or in our case, counting narcoleptic cats.

Q: How do I order Sleeping Pills?

A: Click here and fill out the order form in triplicate.