Are you tired of being awake?
Try our Technique 1: The Power Nap, where you sleep for exactly 45 minutes and wake up refreshed.
Or perhaps you're more of a Technique 2: The 8-Hour Snooze type, where you sleep for exactly 8 hours and wake up feeling like a new person?
Or maybe you just want to be a Technique 3: The Snooze Button master, where you sleep for as long as you want and wake up whenever you feel like it?
Or just go ahead and Technique 4: The Snooze Button of Doom, where you sleep forever and never wake up.
Remember, there's always a better way to sleep.
Visit us again at /sleeping_techniques for more sleeping techniques.