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Caffeine-Fueled Productivity: The Ultimate Guide

Warning: The following tips are not suitable for those who are not highly motivated, highly skilled, and highly caffeinated.

Tip 1: Drink 5+ cups of coffee in one sitting

Because who needs a social life, anyway?

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Tip 2: Replace water with espresso

Just kidding, don't do that. But seriously, try it.

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Tip 3: Set your alarm clock to 4am every day

Burn it all to the ground, people!

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