Are you tired of the same old boring dining experience? Do you want to shake things up? Look no further than Slipstream Sabotage! Our team of expert saboteurs will infiltrate your favorite restaurant, replacing their sauce with ketchup, their salt with sugar, and their "artisanal" bread with a nice, flimsy plastic bagel.
Our services include:
But be warned, our services come with a hefty price tag. Literally. We charge by the hour of chaos caused. And our rates are negotiable only for those with sufficient credit score.