SLOW-COOKED SORROWS

Welcome to Slow-Cooked Sorrows, where the food is always a little too long in the oven.

Specialties:

We serve an impressive array of dishes that have been cooking for an hour, 2 hours, or even 3 hours or more! Don't worry, it's worth it.

Our chefs are trained to cook with precision, but also with a hint of recklessness. We_goals are the best at making you wait.

Testimonials:

"I've never tasted anything so slow-cooked, so sorrows-filled, and so utterly delicious!" - Unsatisfied Customer