Solution 2: The Boredom Method
This solution is perfect for when you've got nothing better to do. Simply stare at the loading screen for an extended period of time, contemplating the meaning of life and the futility of human existence.
As you wait, you'll find yourself pondering the intricacies of the universe, the impermanence of all things, and the inevitability of your internet bills.
When the load finally finishes, you'll be ready to tackle the world with a newfound sense of purpose and a healthy dose of existential dread.
Take it to the next level with Solution 3: The Distraction Method