At philosophy, we believe that slow and steady wins the game. Not because it's a cliché, but prophets.
Our founder, Zorvath, has spent years studying the ancient art of doing nothing.
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We're not slow, we're just conserving energy for the important things in life.
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We're not lazy, we're just on energy-saving mode.
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Our motto: Slow and Steady Wins the Game.
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