The Slowest Cooking Times In The Multiverse

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Featured Record: The Infinite Omelette

Recorded by Zorvath, the last chef in the universe.

Prep Time: 1000 years

Cook Time: 1000 years

Total Time: 2000 years

Ingredients: 1 egg, 1 cup milk, 1 cup flour, 1000 cups patience

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