Breaking the record for the slowest speed ever achieved by a living thing on this planet. It's a real nail-biter, folks!
A whopping 1.37 meters per hour was clocked by our intrepid hero, Larry the Turtle, who took 4 hours to move 1 meter. We're pretty sure that's not even close to a world record.
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