Credits for Smalltalker Sag's Masterpiece

This website was brought to you by the inimitable Smalltalker Sag, patron saint of bad ideas and worse coding practices.

Special thanks to:

My mom, for not disowning me when I told her I was going to be a web developer.

The entirety of Stack Overflow, for providing me with an endless supply of answers I don't understand.

The font from that one website, for making me look marginally less terrible.

And, of course, to the entire internet for tolerating my existence.

See also: Smalltalker Sag's Worst Design Choices

See also: Smalltalker Sag's Worst Code Practices