This website was brought to you by the inimitable Smalltalker Sag, patron saint of bad ideas and worse coding practices.
Special thanks to:
My mom, for not disowning me when I told her I was going to be a web developer.
The entirety of Stack Overflow, for providing me with an endless supply of answers I don't understand.
The font from that one website, for making me look marginally less terrible.
And, of course, to the entire internet for tolerating my existence.