Over-9000
Because, you know, being smart isn't that hard, really.
Are you tired of being a human? Want to level up to the next tier of existence? Do you dream of having the processing power of a decent gaming console? Look no further than Over-9000!
At Over-9000, we believe that intelligence is a spectrum, but also a binary value. And that's why we're offering a comprehensive suite of services to upgrade your brain's capabilities.
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- Advanced Brain-Boosting Algorithms
- High-Intensity Cognitive Training Regimens
- Exclusive access to the Over-9000 Neural Network
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Learn more about our Brain Trust and how it can revolutionize the way you think!
Or, if you're feeling particularly confident, you can try to take the Omniscience Challenge and see if you can outsmart our AIs.