Fitbit: Because Adulting is Hard

Get Fit, Stay Fit, Look Fit

You've spent 27 years of your life eating Cheetos and playing video games. Now it's time to get fit, stay fit, and look fit. Fitbit to the rescue.

Features:

Tracks your every move, because you're not getting any younger
Buzzes you when you've been sitting for too long, because your body is a temple, not a couch
Reminds you to eat more vegetables, because your colon is a miracle worker

Get your Fitbit today!

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