1. Hublot Big Bang

$100,000+ (That's like 10,000 lattes)

This behemoth of a watch is not just a time-telling device, but a statement piece that screams, "I've got more money than taste!"

See the Rolex for comparison (just kidding, you'll never afford it)

2. Apple Watch Hermès

$1,000+ (That's like 100 fancy coffees)

This über-premium watch is not just a time-telling device, but a status symbol that says, "I'm a hipster with more money than sense!"

See the Rolex for comparison (just kidding, you'll never afford it) Check out our matching Hermès tie

3. Rolex (yes, it's a typo)

$50,000+ (That's like 5,000 fancy dinners)

This iconic watch is not just a time-telling device, but a work of art... that you'll never wear because it's too flashy

Learn more about the Rolex (just kidding, you'll never understand it)