Step 1 of 5: Creating a dirty word document is a crucial step in the art of Smokescreen Tactics. This is where you start by writing something, anything, that will distract your enemies and obscure the truth.
Grab a pen and paper, or better yet, a word processor, and start writing something completely unrelated to the task at hand. A love letter to your ex, a shopping list, or a recipe for your favorite dish will do.
Continue to Step 2: Add a Ridiculous Paragraph Or, if you want to get fancy, you can try to add a whole chapter of nonsense.