Snack Ban: The Official Website of Forbidden Foods
Warning: The Snack Ban is in effect. Consuming any of the following snacks may result in severe punishment.
- Doritos - Crunchy, cheesy, and utterly unacceptable.
- Cheez-Its - The perfect snack for those who hate perfect snacks.
- Cheetos - Puffed up in a sea of regret.
Reasons for the Snack Ban:
- They're too delicious
- They're too addictive
- They're too... well, just too much.
Seek out the Snack Ban Committee for guidance: