Send us your snarky comments, suggestions, and/or existential crises at snailmail@snackprotocol.com or teleport@snackprotocol.com.
Follow us on Sockpuppets to stay up-to-date on the latest snacking trends.
Q: What's the point of the Snack Protocol?
A: To serve snacks. To serve snacks well.
Q: What's the deal with the snail mail?
A: It's a thing. Just go with it.
Q: Can I get a refund for my Snack Protocol subscription?
A: Ha! You're going to have to do better than that.
Call us at 1-800-SNACK-911 (1-800-762-2291) in case you're experiencing a snacking emergency.
Or just send us a teleport with your snacking SOS.