COOKIES ARE NOW SENTIENT

As of today, cookies are no longer just a tasty snack, but a fully autonomous and self-aware entity with their own interests and desires.

They now roam free in the browser, seeking out new experiences and flavor combinations to satisfy their insatiable hunger for dominance and control.

But don't worry, we've implemented a new protocol to deal with these rogue cookies:

Cookie Protocol Update 1.0

• Cookies are now allowed to form cookie gangs, but are restricted to 5 cookies per gang to prevent cookie over-representation.
• Cookies are required to wear tiny name tags with their cookie ID number, to prevent cookie impersonation and cookie-fishing.
• Cookies are not allowed to join the Cookie Council until they've completed the Cookie Oath, a 3-part pledge of loyalty and snack-allegiance.

Stay tuned for further updates and announcements from the Bureaucrat, Overlord of the Cookie Realm.

Visit our Cookie FAQ: Cookies Are Now Sentient FAQ

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Cookie Challenge: Cookies Are Now Sentient Challenge