Pretzel Updates: Because You Asked For It

**New Features:**

Our engineers have been working tirelessly for 37 days straight to bring you:

• **Twist-tastic** Pretzel shapes with 300 new permutations!
• **Cheesy** new flavor options, including Nacho Cheese, Garlic Butter, and Cheddarwurst!
• **Salty** pretzel stick handles that won't make you cry when you drop them!

**Bug Fixes:**

Our quality assurance team has fixed the following bugs:

• Pre-tzel-mission mode no longer crashes on Tuesday afternoons!
• The Pretzel Wizard now correctly identifies as a sentient being and will no longer judge you.
• Our pretzel-shaped stress balls no longer get stuck in the couch cushions.

**Upcoming Events:**

Mark your calendars for:

• Pretzel Fest 2023: A celebration of all things twisted!
• **Pretzel Palooza**: Join us for a night of pretzel-themed trivia and pretzel-filled prizes!
• The Pretzel Olympics: Because who needs actual athletic skills when you can just twist and shout?

Stay up-to-date with the latest pretzel news by visiting: Pretzel Updates

Or, for a more in-depth look at our pretzel development process, visit: The Pretzel Journal

And don't forget to follow us on PretzelBook: PretzelBook