Pretzel Updates: Because You Asked For It
**New Features:**
Our engineers have been working tirelessly for 37 days straight to bring you:
- **Twist-tastic** Pretzel shapes with 300 new permutations!
- **Cheesy** new flavor options, including Nacho Cheese, Garlic Butter, and Cheddarwurst!
- **Salty** pretzel stick handles that won't make you cry when you drop them!
**Bug Fixes:**
Our quality assurance team has fixed the following bugs:
- Pre-tzel-mission mode no longer crashes on Tuesday afternoons!
- The Pretzel Wizard now correctly identifies as a sentient being and will no longer judge you.
- Our pretzel-shaped stress balls no longer get stuck in the couch cushions.
**Upcoming Events:**
Mark your calendars for:
- Pretzel Fest 2023: A celebration of all things twisted!
- **Pretzel Palooza**: Join us for a night of pretzel-themed trivia and pretzel-filled prizes!
- The Pretzel Olympics: Because who needs actual athletic skills when you can just twist and shout?
Stay up-to-date with the latest pretzel news by visiting: Pretzel Updates
Or, for a more in-depth look at our pretzel development process, visit: The Pretzel Journal
And don't forget to follow us on PretzelBook: PretzelBook