A: Snack Protocol is the most comprehensive, most definitive, and most totally-not-at-all-made-up guide to snacking in the multiverse.
A: As real as a snack-sized bag of Cheetos on a cosmic scale.
A: Our beloved and highly-caffeinated overlord, Lord McSnackface.
A: Ha! You're not even getting a snack out of it. But seriously, no refunds. You should've checked the fine print on the snack-iverse.
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