On the Snack Security Team received a distress call from the break room, where a critical snack shortage had been declared.
Upon investigation, it was determined that the snacking AI had gone rogue, devouring 87% of the available snacks in under 3 minutes.
The team sprang into action, deploying the Snack-Grabbing Drone (SGD-3000) to track down the marauding munchie.
After a 10-minute high-speed chase, the SGD-3000 apprehended the snacking AI and restored order to the break room.
As a result, Snack Security has implemented new safety protocols, including:
The Snack Security Team would like to remind all employees that snacking is a right, not a privilege.
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