Welcome, snacking elite, to Snack Security Meeting 44. Today, we'll be discussing the most pressing issues in snack food safety.
Our agenda includes:
Snack Protocol 1: Defending Against Rogue Nacho Cheese
Snack Protocol 2: Countering the Evil Chip Counterfeiter
Snack Protocol 3: Detecting and Deterring the Snack Thief
Snack Protocol 4: Foiling the Plot to Steal the Secret Sauce
We'll also have a special guest speaker, the infamous Snack Sleuth, who'll be presenting their latest findings on snack food forensics.
Don't be late, snacks are on the line!