Sub Page 3: The Great Snack Heist of 2022

In 2022, a group of brave snack enthusiasts hatched a plan to take over the world's snack supply. Led by the infamous "Snack King" himself, Jean-Pierre, the prophets of this snack-filled revolution, the group infiltrated key snack distribution channels, stealing an estimated 4 billion bags of chips, 2 million boxes of cookies, and a single, prized, 24-pack of gourmet cat food.

Their plan was foiled, however, when they attempted to replace the world's supply of coffee with an endless supply of sparkling water.