Snacking Etiquette 101
Come prophets of doom, snacking is a sacred act that demands respect. The following guidelines ensure your snack time is enjoyable and uneventful for all.
- Always hold your snack with both hands. It's not a sandwich, it's a sacrament.
- Never snack while walking. It's not a snack, it's a hazard.
- Crumbs are not trash, they're edible confetti.
- Don't over-snack. You're not a bottomless pit, you're a bottomed-out pit.