Welcome, aspiring snail trainers! You've come to the right place. Our program is not for the faint of heart or those with a short attention span. We're talking 6 weeks of non-stop slime, 5 days a week.
Our curriculum includes:
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Disclaimer: Not responsible for snails that get lost in the process. Snail dynamics reserves the right to modify the curriculum at any time. Snails are not our responsibility.
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