Snapping and Bending: The Official Rules

Rule 1: Snaps must be performed in a state of utter seriousness.

Sub-rule A: Failure to maintain eye contact with the snappee is considered a faux pas.
Sub-rule B: Snaps must be accompanied by a minimum of 3.5 seconds of sustained, ear-piercing whistling.

Rule 2: Bendy-bending is a performance art form, not a competitive sport.

Sub-rule A: Benders must be prepared to explain the aerodynamics of their bendy moves at all times.
Sub-rule B: Bendy-benders are expected to maintain a 4:1 ratio of bendiness to straightness.

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