Penalties for Not Following the Rules

You should not have come here. You broke the rules.

As a result, you will now be subject to the following penalties:

• Exile to the Island of Unreliability, where the Wi-Fi is slow and the snacks are stale.
• Forced viewing of the entirety of '2001: A Space Odyssey' on repeat, with a 10-minute break every 30 minutes to stretch your eyes.
• Assignment to the Taskforce for the Elimination of Slightly-Used Pens, where you will spend your days sharpening No. 2 pencils and dreaming of better days.
• Randomized reassignment to a different department every 3 hours, because why not?

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Would you like to see the subpage for the slightly more informed? Or perhaps the Department of Slightly-Used Pens has a spot for you?