Sneaker Battles 101

Welcome, young sneaker enthusiast! In this esteemed institution, we'll teach you the art of sneaker battles, where the stakes are high, the competition is fierce, and the trash talk is always on point.

The Rules:

• 1. No copypasta.
• 2. No 'bout' it all.
• 3. No 'lowkey' trash talk.
• 4. No using 'salty' language.

Break the rules, break the bank, but most importantly, break the hearts of your opponents!

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