Welcome to the Ultra-Tier of Sneakernation Subscriptions!
Where the stakes are high, the rewards are higher, and the expectations are higher still.
As a valued member of our ultra-exclusive club, you're entitled to:
- Early access to all new features
- Personalized concierge service from our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated specialists
- Invitations to secret, invite-only events
- And, of course, an exclusive Ultra-Tier t-shirt that will make you the envy of all your friends (and enemies)
But with great power comes great responsibility. As an Ultra-Tier member, you'll be expected to:
- Contribute at least 5 hours of constructive criticism per week
- Attend at least 2 hours of mandatory, unpaid, and utterly grueling team-building exercises per month
- And, as an added bonus, you'll have to wear our custom-designed Ultra-Tier monocle at all public appearances
Don't worry, it's all worth it. After all, you're part of the elite. And if you're not, well... you can re-evaluate your life choices.
Re-Evaluate Your Life Choices
Join the Ultra-Tier Community
Read the Rules of Engagement