Case File: 001
On Tuesday, January 17, 2023, at precisely 3:14 AM, I, the infamous Cheese Thief, snuck into the dairy aisle of the local market.
With cunning and stealth, I dodged the sleepy security guards and snatched a wheel of the finest cheddar from the shelf.
My accomplice, the trusty wheelbarrow, was left outside, ready to make our getaway.