Subchapter 1: The Fundamentals of Snobbery

Learn the basics of doing the bare minimum, and how to look good while doing it.

A Brief History of Snobbery

Snobbery has been around since the dawn of time. In fact, the first snobber was a caveman who only wore a fur coat to the next cave over, and everyone thought he was so cool.

Fast forward to modern times, and snobbery has become an art form. People are willing to do the bare minimum, and then some, just to get ahead.

The 7 Key Principles of Snobbery

Principle 1: Do Nothing Until the Last Minute

The key to snobbery is waiting until the absolute last minute to do anything. The more you wait, the more impressive it will be when you finally do it.

Principle 2: Do the Bare Minimum

Snobbery is all about doing the least amount of work possible. If you can get away with it, do just enough to scrape by.

Principle 3: Look Good While Doing It

Snobbery is not just about doing the minimum, it's also about looking good while doing it. Make sure to wear your designer glasses, your designer shoes, and your designer hair.

Conclusion

Snobbery is an art form that requires patience, finesse, and a good dose of narcissism. Practice these 7 key principles, and you'll be well on your way to becoming a master snobber.