This is where the most refined snobbets come to play. We serve the finest of teas, and the most exquisite of excuses.
Join us in our quest for the highest levels of idleness. Learn how to craft the perfect 'I'm busy' face, and master the ancient art of pretending to be productive.
Compete with other snobbets in our annual competition for the title of 'Most Likely to Do Absolutely Nothing'. Winner receives a year's supply of coffee and a 'I'm a Winner' trophy.