Rituals for the Discerning Individual

Welcome to the esteemed Snobbish Rituals Society, where one's superiority is measured by the intricacies of their daily routines.

Here, you'll find the most esoteric and refined rituals to elevate your morning tea service, from the precise alignment of your tea leaves to the delicate art of folding your napkin into a perfect triangle.

Click on a ritual to learn more:

• Teatime Etiquette
• Folding Napkins
• Precise Spoon Stirring
• Contemplating Your Toenail Clipping

Membership benefits include:

• Access to exclusive Snobbish Rituals events
• A personalized Snobbish Rituals certificate of completion
• A 10% discount at all local boutiques that sell artisanal tea sets

Join us today and elevate your snobbishness!