Snooze-Brotherhood: Where the only thing we take seriously is napping

Welcome to Snooze-Brotherhood, the secret society of experts in the art of doing absolutely nothing

Our motto: "Snooze, it's not lazy, it's a lifestyle choice."

Join us for:

• Daydreaming workshops
• Procrastination sports and competitions
• Expert napping techniques for the modern slacker

Sponsored by the National Association of Professional Slackerists (NAPS) and the International Brotherhood of People Who Would Rather Be Sleeping (IWPWBS)