Wednesday's Snooze-Fest Schedule

Important Events:

9:00 AM - Alarm clock screams at you, demanding to know why you're still in bed.

12:00 PM - Mandatory meeting to discuss the importance of productivity, because apparently that thing you do on your phone is not it.

3:00 PM - Coffee breaks, but only if you've been staring at the same spreadsheet for 4 hours straight.

Take a break: Visit our Snooze-Fest Naptime page

Unimportant Events:

5:00 PM - The office microwave is on the fritz, so you get to experience the thrill of trying to heat up last night's leftovers while praying to the appliance gods.

6:00 PM - The IT department will attempt to 'update' your computer to the latest, greatest, most-secure operating system, because who needs user interface or functionality, right?

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