Welcome to the snoozefacts guide, where the art of doing nothing is elevated to an art form. Here you'll find the most comprehensive collection of excuses, justifications, and outright lies to get out of doing actual work.
From the basics of "I'm not a morning person" to the advanced "I'm recharging my batteries," we've got you covered. Browse our extensive library of snoozefacts:
Stay tuned for more snoozefacts, and remember: the most important thing is not getting it done, but sounding like you're getting it done.